First prizeA piece of jewelry from a company called “Magic Workshop,” featuring the rune so beloved by
the Nazis’ occult branch—the Thule Society—and birds.
Second prizeAn on-trend pendant that combines the classic German Iron Cross and Third Reich heraldry. Just the thing for a young Nazi who wants to throw down.
|Sweet ass cookies for the rest of the losers|
Want to be 2014′s Miss Hitler? Here’s how you qualify:
1) Be a woman.
2) Be a Nazi.
3) Be a woman Nazi.
4) Be a woman who hates Jews.
5) Be a member of the “Adolf Hitler” VKontakte group.
6) Post a sexy Nazi pic.
7) Get other Nazis to like your pic.
8) Don’t insult other women’s pictures. Nazis are a lot of things, but they are apparently not catty on social media.
Check out the contestants! -> http://www.vocativ.com/culture/religion/miss-hitler/